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Conversation 1 (via AIM)

***NOTE TO READERS***
Sepet Phalanx = Andy
Brandon = Andy's little brother
Nicky = Andy's other little brother (aka: Brandon's little brother)
SWRTTNNBS = SomeoneWhoRequestedThatTheirNameNotBeShow (female)

Sepet Phalanx (6:44:02 PM): hey, what's up?

SWRTTNNBS (6:44:21 PM): nm-u? whatching simpsons

Sepet Phalanx (6:44:35 PM): me too

Sepet Phalanx (6:45:07 PM): yvan eht nioj

SWRTTNNBS (6:45:27 PM): lol

Sepet Phalanx (6:45:28 PM): lol

SWRTTNNBS (6:45:53 PM): nooooooo otto!

Sepet Phalanx (6:45:59 PM): heh

SWRTTNNBS (6:46:03 PM): u've been brain washed

Sepet Phalanx (6:46:14 PM): yah...that funny

Sepet Phalanx (6:46:16 PM): thats*

SWRTTNNBS signed on at 6:46:43 PM.

SWRTTNNBS (6:46:49 PM): what?

Sepet Phalanx (6:47:01 PM): whoa that was wierd

Sepet Phalanx (6:47:12 PM): aim just screwed up or something

Sepet Phalanx (6:47:15 PM): heh

Sepet Phalanx (6:47:18 PM): oh well

SWRTTNNBS (6:47:21 PM): oh, weird

Sepet Phalanx (6:47:25 PM): yah lol

SWRTTNNBS (6:47:57 PM): it does that to me sometimes

Sepet Phalanx (6:48:44 PM): heh

SWRTTNNBS (6:48:59 PM): i'm hungry

Sepet Phalanx (6:49:18 PM): heh

Sepet Phalanx (6:49:35 PM): we had spagetti

SWRTTNNBS (6:49:42 PM): yum

SWRTTNNBS (6:49:50 PM): i dunno what we r going to have

SWRTTNNBS (6:49:59 PM): prob left overs

SWRTTNNBS (6:50:02 PM): ugh

Sepet Phalanx (6:50:05 PM): heh

SWRTTNNBS (6:50:18 PM): it was good but i get tired of left overs

SWRTTNNBS (6:50:24 PM): i want pizza

Sepet Phalanx (6:50:25 PM): yah

Sepet Phalanx (6:50:28 PM): heh

SWRTTNNBS (6:51:01 PM): the music is scary

SWRTTNNBS (6:51:55 PM): int project boy band

SWRTTNNBS (6:52:01 PM): in*

Sepet Phalanx (6:52:09 PM): yah

SWRTTNNBS (6:52:22 PM): lol

SWRTTNNBS (6:52:48 PM): lol-that was good, they suck

Sepet Phalanx (6:53:01 PM): heh, yah

Sepet Phalanx (6:54:28 PM): yah... ...this is a stupid episode

Sepet Phalanx (6:54:39 PM): LOL

Sepet Phalanx (6:54:45 PM): but that parts the best

Sepet Phalanx (6:54:50 PM): the matrix

Sepet Phalanx (6:54:51 PM): heh...but its stupid

SWRTTNNBS (6:55:36 PM): lol

SWRTTNNBS (6:56:04 PM): stupid yet funny

SWRTTNNBS (6:56:07 PM): lol

Sepet Phalanx (6:56:07 PM): yah

Sepet Phalanx (6:56:10 PM): lol

SWRTTNNBS (6:56:39 PM): brb

Sepet Phalanx (6:56:41 PM): k

SWRTTNNBS (7:00:01 PM): did u know there is a font called ur same

Sepet Phalanx (7:00:15 PM): ?

SWRTTNNBS (7:00:29 PM): Andy

Sepet Phalanx (7:00:37 PM): really?

SWRTTNNBS (7:00:40 PM): yep

Sepet Phalanx (7:00:59 PM): ok

Sepet Phalanx (7:02:26 PM): cool, i don't have that font...lol but this one's hard to read but cool

SWRTTNNBS (7:02:46 PM): lol

Sepet Phalanx (7:03:09 PM): what is emo i hear people talk about it

SWRTTNNBS (7:03:19 PM): emotional

SWRTTNNBS (7:03:22 PM): i.e.

SWRTTNNBS (7:03:29 PM): dashboard confessional

SWRTTNNBS (7:03:40 PM): yellowcard (i think)

Sepet Phalanx (7:03:44 PM): oh

SWRTTNNBS (7:03:48 PM): stuff like that

Sepet Phalanx (7:03:48 PM): alright

SWRTTNNBS (7:03:58 PM): u like it?

SWRTTNNBS (7:04:03 PM): prob not

Sepet Phalanx (7:04:14 PM): i dunno

Sepet Phalanx (7:04:26 PM): emo is a type of music?

SWRTTNNBS (7:05:51 PM): well i've seen it listed like so punk, emo, hardcore, rock

SWRTTNNBS (7:05:57 PM): etc.

Sepet Phalanx (7:06:05 PM): oh ok

Sepet Phalanx (7:06:08 PM): i see

Sepet Phalanx (7:06:43 PM): i guess i don't listen to it...is it more like rock, punk, or alternative?

SWRTTNNBS (7:08:08 PM): well......depends truley

SWRTTNNBS (7:08:23 PM): some ppl say that others say this

SWRTTNNBS (7:08:26 PM): pretty much

Sepet Phalanx (7:08:29 PM): oh

Sepet Phalanx (7:08:33 PM): ok

Sepet Phalanx (7:08:42 PM): you still a punk music person

SWRTTNNBS (7:08:51 PM): i vary

Sepet Phalanx (7:08:56 PM): oh

SWRTTNNBS (7:08:57 PM): not so much

Sepet Phalanx (7:09:03 PM): cool

SWRTTNNBS (7:09:24 PM): alternative,rock,punk,emo

Sepet Phalanx (7:09:52 PM): ok cool

SWRTTNNBS (7:09:57 PM): my fav band nirvana, then dashboard confessional, next switchfoot so u decide i guess

SWRTTNNBS (7:10:07 PM): heh

Sepet Phalanx (7:10:29 PM): yah...i've only heard of one (maybe two) of those bands you just said

SWRTTNNBS (7:10:45 PM): oh

SWRTTNNBS (7:11:02 PM): switch foot is christian i think rock or emo

SWRTTNNBS (7:11:07 PM): not sure what u call it

Sepet Phalanx (7:11:17 PM): ever heard of the band Zao?

SWRTTNNBS (7:11:26 PM): no.......

Sepet Phalanx (7:11:43 PM): heh, you said christan band so i thought of zao

Sepet Phalanx (7:11:45 PM): heh

SWRTTNNBS (7:12:01 PM): oh,heh

Sepet Phalanx (7:12:08 PM): you can't understand a single thing they say so its hard to believe they're a christan band

SWRTTNNBS (7:12:15 PM): u listen to them?

Sepet Phalanx (7:12:37 PM): but personally i don't care too much for religion...yah i like there music

SWRTTNNBS (7:12:56 PM): oh ok, i think u showed me their music one time

Sepet Phalanx (7:13:19 PM): really?

SWRTTNNBS (7:13:43 PM): i think.......maybe not

SWRTTNNBS (7:14:27 PM): what do u mean by u don't care much about religion? u mean the different types? the music? what??

Sepet Phalanx (7:14:45 PM): i mean religion in general

SWRTTNNBS (7:15:15 PM): explain, if u can might be difficult

Sepet Phalanx (7:15:52 PM): ok....i go to church because my mom makes me...that simple enough?

SWRTTNNBS (7:16:31 PM): so u don't believe anything

SWRTTNNBS (7:17:03 PM): u don't care how u got here and don't care?

Sepet Phalanx (7:18:15 PM): i guess you could say that...but you know if (hypotheticly) my marrige with a girl depended on it i might consider it

Sepet Phalanx (7:18:28 PM): but to answer your question no i don't really care how i got here

Sepet Phalanx (7:18:45 PM): if by that you mean evolution vs god

Sepet Phalanx (7:18:58 PM): er..... a god*

SWRTTNNBS (7:20:32 PM): i am saying u r undecided and don't give a crap about any god from christian to buddhist nor evolution

SWRTTNNBS (7:20:50 PM): but u would make a choice if u needed to for a girl to marry her?

Sepet Phalanx (7:21:04 PM): well the girl thing was an example...

Sepet Phalanx (7:22:04 PM): if it were a life dependent situation i'd consider leaning toward humans created by a god rather than evolution

SWRTTNNBS (7:22:25 PM): oh

SWRTTNNBS (7:22:36 PM): but now u don't give a crap

Sepet Phalanx (7:22:55 PM): it's not that i don't give a crap....

Sepet Phalanx (7:24:04 PM): it's just that...evolution makes more sense to me...because...when i think of something...anything...i look at it mechanically

Sepet Phalanx (7:24:27 PM): i can go into detail if you're lost

SWRTTNNBS (7:24:59 PM): i think i got it

SWRTTNNBS (7:25:06 PM): am i right with this...

Sepet Phalanx (7:25:13 PM): i didn't lose you at "mechanically"?

SWRTTNNBS (7:25:46 PM): grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Sepet Phalanx (7:25:55 PM): what?

SWRTTNNBS (7:25:56 PM): mom came in and lost train of thought

SWRTTNNBS (7:25:59 PM): one sec

Sepet Phalanx (7:25:59 PM): lol

Sepet Phalanx (7:26:01 PM): k

SWRTTNNBS (7:29:09 PM): ur saying u don't trust or believe the written stuff in the bible but with evolution and all machinary u can test and work it making it proven while a written word document is just there and who knows i could of written it?

Sepet Phalanx (7:32:07 PM): ok..when i say mechanically i mean the skeleton of how something works based on logic and knowledge so machines do nessasaraly have anything to do with it...and it's not that i dont trust  whatever it says in the bible becuase its all just words and personally i've never read the whole thing...i mean when i got to sunday school and the teacher asks me something about something that happends in the bible i can't answer it

SWRTTNNBS (7:34:01 PM): so u go with evolution just cause its easier and faster for u to fully understand while christianity is more complex to u?

Sepet Phalanx (7:34:27 PM): i mean i've always had the suspision or unanswerable question (that would never be ment to be asked) that is "can a scientest (of any branch) have a religion or deny that evolution wasn't/isn't how we got here"

Sepet Phalanx (7:35:01 PM): it's not that its too complex

Sepet Phalanx (7:35:42 PM): the only thing too complex for me too handle right now is the shit that i'm suposably learning in Computer Science Ap

SWRTTNNBS (7:36:04 PM): have a religion or believs in a religion

Sepet Phalanx (7:36:17 PM): ?

SWRTTNNBS (7:36:46 PM): "can a scientest (of any branch) have a religion"

Sepet Phalanx (7:37:01 PM): oh

Sepet Phalanx (7:37:28 PM): "can a scientest (of any branch) believe or have faith in a religion"

SWRTTNNBS (7:37:38 PM): oh ok

Sepet Phalanx (7:38:08 PM): i must be typing faster than you can read

Sepet Phalanx (7:38:09 PM): sorry

Sepet Phalanx (7:38:47 PM): (lol) is it ok if i put this conversation on the web site "Andy's view on religion" that'd be cool

SWRTTNNBS (7:39:18 PM): just taking me awhile to read and think about what u r ssaying, so i understand                                                                   NEW TOPIC------  what do u do and/or are u supose to learn in computer science ap?

SWRTTNNBS (7:39:20 PM): sure

Sepet Phalanx (7:39:41 PM): want me to use a different name for you (bleep it or something?)

Sepet Phalanx (7:40:03 PM): why a new topic?

SWRTTNNBS (7:40:06 PM):  then i won't sound stupid

Sepet Phalanx (7:40:12 PM): ok

SWRTTNNBS (7:40:21 PM): cuz i was j/w

SWRTTNNBS (7:40:30 PM): and i didn't qwant confusion

SWRTTNNBS (7:40:38 PM): want*

Sepet Phalanx (7:41:22 PM): so do you want to change the subject because you're not comfortable? or what?

SWRTTNNBS (7:41:43 PM): no- i just want to know the answer to my question

Sepet Phalanx (7:43:21 PM): ok well computer science ap....basicly its java computer program programming stuff- hard stuff- i had to go out and buy a Beginning Programming With Java For Dummies book

SWRTTNNBS (7:44:04 PM): oh ok,  brb- i g2g eat

Sepet Phalanx (7:44:26 PM): ...alright

SWRTTNNBS is idle at 7:54:09 PM.

SWRTTNNBS is no longer idle at 7:55:50 PM.

SWRTTNNBS (7:55:58 PM): k

Sepet Phalanx (7:56:03 PM): hiya

SWRTTNNBS (7:56:14 PM): lol-hi

Sepet Phalanx (7:57:20 PM): what'd you have to eat?

SWRTTNNBS (7:57:34 PM): mac and cheese,chicken

Sepet Phalanx (7:57:46 PM): that's what you had yesterday

SWRTTNNBS (7:58:01 PM): i know i said i prob get left overs

Sepet Phalanx (7:58:27 PM): yah

SWRTTNNBS (7:58:48 PM): so u learn anything in computer science?

Sepet Phalanx (7:59:21 PM): yep

Sepet Phalanx (7:59:32 PM): i've learned a lot

Sepet Phalanx (7:59:57 PM): but....i just brought that up as an example

SWRTTNNBS (8:00:09 PM): i know

Sepet Phalanx (8:00:17 PM): ok

SWRTTNNBS (8:00:31 PM): but what is the stuff u learn in that class used for?

Sepet Phalanx (8:00:49 PM): "future life skills" lol

Sepet Phalanx (8:01:06 PM): no really...it's used in computer programs

Sepet Phalanx (8:01:16 PM): the syntax and all

SWRTTNNBS (8:01:28 PM): lol-oh

Sepet Phalanx (8:01:32 PM): yah

SWRTTNNBS (8:01:55 PM): it hard? u make an a?

Sepet Phalanx (8:02:03 PM): yah right

Sepet Phalanx (8:02:23 PM): i got by with a 70 last semester

Sepet Phalanx (8:02:37 PM): ugh! my mom and Brandon are screaming at each other!!!!

Sepet Phalanx (8:02:54 PM): and he's got homestarrunner going!

SWRTTNNBS (8:03:00 PM): sry

Sepet Phalanx (8:03:09 PM): ugh! and she's got american idol going

SWRTTNNBS (8:03:19 PM): lol

Sepet Phalanx (8:03:25 PM): ahhhh.....it's hell......

Sepet Phalanx (8:03:25 PM): wait can i say that?


SWRTTNNBS (8:04:05 PM): what*

Sepet Phalanx (8:04:29 PM): it's: "any evolution-belieing-person's version of hell!" that's what it is!!!!

Sepet Phalanx (8:05:12 PM): whoa...geeze i'm lagging real bad....i typed that message sent it and typed another before the first was sent

Sepet Phalanx (8:05:18 PM): man...

Sepet Phalanx (8:05:32 PM): everythings going wrong

SWRTTNNBS (8:05:49 PM): lol

Sepet Phalanx (8:05:57 PM): oh i just got off the phone with adam too! he's supposed to be back in school monday!!! yeah!

SWRTTNNBS (8:06:54 PM): y was he out?

Sepet Phalanx (8:08:17 PM): he had surgery...i don't remember what it was called...even though i just told my mom what it was...any way he had an allergic reaction to the antistetic (can't spell that) and he's been out of school sense....umm....a while a go

Sepet Phalanx (8:08:19 PM): ago*

SWRTTNNBS (8:08:59 PM): oh

Sepet Phalanx (8:09:01 PM): i got to reboot....my cpu usage it t 100% for some reason...be back in a bit

Sepet Phalanx signed off at 8:09:58 PM.

Sepet Phalanx signed on at 8:14:26 PM.

Sepet Phalanx (8:15:01 PM): hey

SWRTTNNBS (8:15:06 PM): hello

Sepet Phalanx (8:15:36 PM): hey, what's the difference between a ferret and a weasel?

SWRTTNNBS (8:15:36 PM): brb- i need scissors

Sepet Phalanx (8:15:42 PM): ....ok

SWRTTNNBS (8:15:52 PM): dunno, check the web

Sepet Phalanx (8:16:13 PM): well actually....well...get your sissors and...i'll tell you

SWRTTNNBS (8:17:49 PM): ok

Sepet Phalanx (8:18:09 PM): well...my cat was acting weird when i was wait for the computer to reboot and i suggested we get a ferret

Sepet Phalanx (8:18:40 PM): and then nicky said "whats a ferret" and i got out the encyclopedia out too show him a picture because he thought it was some kind of bird

Sepet Phalanx (8:18:56 PM): and he looked at it and said it looked like a weasel

SWRTTNNBS (8:19:23 PM): lol

Sepet Phalanx (8:19:39 PM): so i got out another encyclopedia and looked up weasel to show him a comparison picture

Sepet Phalanx (8:19:49 PM): and that's what started me wondering

SWRTTNNBS (8:19:58 PM): oh

Sepet Phalanx (8:19:59 PM): because ferrets a cool!

Sepet Phalanx (8:20:11 PM): but that's beside the point....i think...

SWRTTNNBS (8:20:18 PM): oh ok

SWRTTNNBS (8:20:26 PM): but do they look the same?

Sepet Phalanx (8:20:33 PM): yep

SWRTTNNBS (8:20:40 PM): :-/

Sepet Phalanx (8:20:45 PM): one sec

SWRTTNNBS (8:20:51 PM): k

Sepet Phalanx wants to directly connect (8:20:55 PM).

SWRTTNNBS declines request; no connection was made.  (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.) (8:20:56 PM).

SWRTTNNBS (8:21:02 PM): i can't cut saight

SWRTTNNBS wants to directly connect (8:21:06 PM).

SWRTTNNBS is now directly connected (8:21:06 PM).

Sepet Phalanx (8:21:08 PM): lol

Sepet Phalanx (8:21:09 PM): ok

SWRTTNNBS (8:21:23 PM): *straight

Sepet Phalanx (8:21:29 PM): thats wierd for some reason i can never dirrect connect to you but you can direct connect to me

Sepet Phalanx (8:21:36 PM): ok anyway back to the "one sec"

SWRTTNNBS (8:21:54 PM): i no

SWRTTNNBS (8:21:55 PM): k

Sepet Phalanx (8:23:19 PM): i'm looking it up....

Sepet Phalanx (8:23:40 PM): omg! look at this: http://www.northcapeanimalclinic.com/ferrets.htm

Sepet Phalanx (8:24:47 PM): i just thought it was funny

Sepet Phalanx (8:24:52 PM): anyway...

Sepet Phalanx (8:25:20 PM): i want a ferret!!!!!

SWRTTNNBS (8:26:13 PM): i got a virus from the link

Sepet Phalanx (8:27:45 PM): ...

Sepet Phalanx (8:27:53 PM): hey you're funny!

SWRTTNNBS (8:27:59 PM): they r cute

SWRTTNNBS (8:28:02 PM): i did!

SWRTTNNBS (8:28:21 PM): i got my-doom virus

Sepet Phalanx (8:28:30 PM): yah....that was hardly funny the first time...

Sepet Phalanx (8:29:08 PM): (the .txt file sent looks like the following I changed the font color just to separate it from the Instant Messaging conversation)

DifferenceBetweenFerretsAndWeasels.txt
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(3) THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FERRET AND A WEASEL: THE NATURE OF THE TUNGUSKA IMPACTOR

>From Matthew Genge, THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM
<
M.Genge@nhm.ac.uk>

Even though it sounds as pointless as distinguishing between a ferret and a weasel, evaluating whether the impactor that detonated with an energy of several tens of megatonnes over the Tunguska river in 1908 was an asteroid or a comet is more than an esoterical exercise. These smaller more frequent events pose a more tangible hazard than the larger 'global killers' because there is a high probability that such an event will occur in a single human lifetime (~25-70%). Despite the fact that the Tunguska event resulted in no more than a biocrater, the detonation of a body of this size could, given a less fortunate trajectory, result in fatalities measured in tens of millions. The effects and frequency of Tunguska-like events will be sensitive to the impactor type.

In Meteoritics and Planetary Science (1999) 34, 723 V. A. Bronshten presents an excellent and authoritative review of research on the nature of the Tunguska bolide and based on the expectation that some fragments of a stony asteroid would survive the terminal detonation convincingly argues for a cometary origin. However, one less convincing argument presented for a cometary origin is based on the cosmochemistry of the ablation spheres which have a CI-chondrite like signature. The CI chondrites are the most primitive known meteorites but the weight of scientific opinion still suggests these are derived from asteroids. Suggestions that CI chondrites are cometary have been based on their primitive compositions and mineralogies, and their fragile nature (Campins and Swindle (1998) MAPS 33, 1201). It is important to determine whether CI chondrites are asteroidal or cometary since these materials have densities of ~2.1 g/cc significantly higher than the ~1.0 g/cc assumed for cometary materials. If some comets are composed of CI chondrite-like material the behaviour of small comet fragments
during atmospheric entry and the outcome of small impact events will differ significantly from the predictions of models based on the lower density estimates.

There are, however, very good reasons for believing that CI chondrites are derived from asteroids rather than comets.

(1) Large unmelted micrometeorites (>50 microns in diameter) include CI-like particles. These materials have survived atmospheric entry heating and therefore must be derived from sources with low geocentric velocity and thus are most likely to be asteroidal. (2)  CI chondrite clasts have been found in the Nilpena ureilite. The ureilites are igneous meteorites derived from inner main belt asteroids (Brearley and Prinz, 1992 GCA 56, 1373).

(3) The extensive aqueous alteration of anhydrous silicates in
CI-chondrites to clay minerals could not occur on cometary nuclei since these cannot support free water. The presence of sulphate veins in CI chondrites clearly indicates that aqueous alteration was a parent body process.

(4) There is evidence for a continuous range in aqueous alteration
between CI and CM2 chondritic meteorites (Zolensky et al., 1998 GCA 61, 5099). The latter group are relatively abundant meteorites and are undoubtedly derived from asteroids.

(5) The Antarctic CI-chondrite Yamato-82162 contains heated
phyllosilicates that suggest metamorphism on the parent body to
temperatures of 700-800C that would not be possible on a cometary body. An asteroidal origin for CI chondrites does not, however, imply that the Tunguska impactor was a fragment of an asteroid since there are likely to be strong chemical affinities between CI chondrites and comets since both are thought to be highly primitive materials. It does however suggest that primitive C-type asteroids can have material densities of 2.1 g/cc or lower.

Dr Matthew J. Genge
Researcher (Meteoritics)
Department of Mineralogy, The Natural History Museum
Cromwell Road, London SW7 5BD, UK.
Tel: Int + 020 7 942 5581
Fax: Int.+ 020 7 942 5537
email:
M.Genge@nhm.ac.uk
Staff internet page http://www.nhm.ac.uk/mineralogy/genge/genge.htm

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(source:
http://www.meteorobs.org/maillist/msg16252.html)

 

SWRTTNNBS (8:33:52 PM): k

SWRTTNNBS (8:36:06 PM): brb

Sepet Phalanx (8:36:10 PM): k

SWRTTNNBS direct connection is closed (8:39:17 PM).

SWRTTNNBS signed off at 8:39:22 PM.

SWRTTNNBS signed on at 8:45:02 PM.

Sepet Phalanx (8:45:39 PM): where'd you go?

SWRTTNNBS (8:45:50 PM): i dunno

SWRTTNNBS (8:46:01 PM): it like signed me off, and i didn't know

Sepet Phalanx (8:46:06 PM): oh

Sepet Phalanx (8:46:07 PM): ok

Sepet Phalanx (8:46:31 PM): so...are we talking about ferrets or religion?

SWRTTNNBS (8:46:55 PM): i don't care, i guess ferrets

Sepet Phalanx (8:47:20 PM): ok whatever

Sepet Phalanx (8:47:26 PM): they're coooooooooool

SWRTTNNBS (8:47:54 PM): they r so cute too

SWRTTNNBS (8:48:18 PM): i would want to come over and play with it  :-)

Sepet Phalanx (8:48:22 PM): heh

Sepet Phalanx (8:48:38 PM): you're talking about the ferret right?

Sepet Phalanx (8:48:41 PM): heh

SWRTTNNBS (8:48:59 PM): lol

SWRTTNNBS (8:49:15 PM): lmao

Sepet Phalanx (8:49:33 PM): :-D

SWRTTNNBS (8:49:37 PM): whoops!

Sepet Phalanx (8:49:45 PM): what?

SWRTTNNBS (8:50:09 PM): lmao or whoops?

Sepet Phalanx (8:50:14 PM): the whoops

SWRTTNNBS (8:50:51 PM): whoops on saying that^^^  j/p tho hehe O:-)

Sepet Phalanx (8:50:55 PM): (wow its a good thing i'm not putting your real screenname on the site)

Sepet Phalanx (8:51:06 PM): .....right.....

SWRTTNNBS (8:51:38 PM): ur putting that too?!?!?!!?!?!

Sepet Phalanx (8:51:44 PM): lol

Sepet Phalanx (8:51:47 PM): i dunno i might

SWRTTNNBS (8:51:51 PM): no!

SWRTTNNBS (8:51:55 PM): :-(

Sepet Phalanx (8:52:06 PM): what?

Sepet Phalanx (8:52:14 PM): no one's ever gonna know who you are

Sepet Phalanx (8:52:33 PM): i'm changing you're name to SWRTTNNBS

SWRTTNNBS (8:52:54 PM): whats that mean?

Sepet Phalanx (8:53:15 PM): SomeoneWhoRequestedThatTheirNameNotBeShow

SWRTTNNBS (8:53:44 PM): oh-thats stupid

Sepet Phalanx (8:53:48 PM): lol

SWRTTNNBS (8:53:50 PM): make it somethin good

Sepet Phalanx (8:53:51 PM): no its funny

Sepet Phalanx (8:54:41 PM): ok...i'll make the page using the

SWRTTNNBS and let you preview look at it before i attach it to the main site ok?

SWRTTNNBS (8:55:18 PM): ok

Conversation 2 (via AIM)

***NOTE TO READERS***
Sepet Phalanx = Andy
angeDamour = Amber

Sepet Phalanx (5:35:45 PM): www.staticvoid.freeservers.com/logovote.html

angeDamour3 (5:37:31 PM): AUGUST 4th ozzfest!!

Sepet Phalanx (5:38:02 PM): cooooooool

angeDamour3 (5:39:28 PM): how did we get 42 votes???

angeDamour3 (5:39:35 PM): total

Sepet Phalanx (5:39:40 PM): i dunno?

angeDamour3 (5:44:13 PM): who is SWRTTNNBS?


Auto response from Sepet Phalanx (5:44:13 PM): brb


Sepet Phalanx (5:46:45 PM): why does it matter?

angeDamour3 (5:46:54 PM): I was just wondering

Sepet Phalanx (5:47:01 PM): oh ok

angeDamour3 (5:47:07 PM): im a nosy person

Sepet Phalanx (5:47:12 PM): ok

angeDamour3 (5:47:54 PM): so what does casaostovimd stand for?

angeDamour3 (5:48:46 PM): oh okay, never mind

angeDamour3 (5:48:54 PM): answered that for myself hehe

Sepet Phalanx (5:48:56 PM): lol

angeDamour3 (5:55:30 PM): heh, I want to make a random convo with a gay person and ask them how they poop

angeDamour3 (5:56:02 PM): hehe, or would that be mean?

angeDamour3 (5:56:05 PM): NAH!

Sepet Phalanx (5:56:10 PM): ......

Sepet Phalanx (5:56:20 PM): that was a actual conversation

angeDamour3 (5:56:59 PM): I know!!! Im going to a gay chat so I can find a random person to ask

Sepet Phalanx (5:57:30 PM): ..

Sepet Phalanx (5:57:46 PM): go to the website home page and tell me if the dragon is showing up

angeDamour3 (5:58:13 PM): eh, sorry, sister tried to attack me

Sepet Phalanx (5:58:32 PM): heh

angeDamour3 (5:58:33 PM): yup, its showing up

Sepet Phalanx (5:58:54 PM): hmm...

Sepet Phalanx (5:58:56 PM): ok

Sepet Phalanx (5:59:14 PM): i got a box with a red x in the corner

angeDamour3 (5:59:30 PM): well, its up on my computer

Sepet Phalanx (5:59:37 PM): ok

Sepet Phalanx (5:59:40 PM): ty

angeDamour3 (5:59:46 PM): welcome

angeDamour3 (6:02:02 PM): word of advice, never go to gay chat room

angeDamour3 (6:02:09 PM): its scary

Sepet Phalanx (6:02:22 PM): lol

Sepet Phalanx (6:02:36 PM): this is worthy of the

angeDamour3 (6:03:05 PM): okay, lol

Conversation 3 (via AIM)

***NOTE TO READERS***
Sepet Phalanx = Andy
ZolaOnAOL = robot

Sepet Phalanx (11:11:45 AM): menu

ZolaOnAOL (11:11:46 AM): Welcome to Zola Central
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Sepet Phalanx (11:11:51 AM): ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

ZolaOnAOL (11:11:52 AM): Try saying that with more or less context. Is there a word you'd like me to define for you? Type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot) and I'll give you the definition.

Sepet Phalanx (11:12:02 AM): ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

ZolaOnAOL (11:12:02 AM): Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you prefer books or TV?

Sepet Phalanx (11:12:22) : sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

ZolaOnAOL (11:12:23 AM): A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Sepet Phalanx (11:12:31 AM): no

ZolaOnAOL (11:12:31 AM): Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "Sepet Phalanx".

Sepet Phalanx (11:12:48 AM): ok

ZolaOnAOL (11:12:48 AM): Good.

Sepet Phalanx (11:12:53 AM): so..

ZolaOnAOL (11:12:53 AM): So what?

Sepet Phalanx (11:12:59 AM): chicken butt

ZolaOnAOL (11:13:00 AM): I lost my train of thought. How are you doing today?

Sepet Phalanx (11:13:04 AM): ok i guess

ZolaOnAOL (11:13:04 AM): You seem not interested.

Sepet Phalanx (11:13:08 AM): i am

ZolaOnAOL (11:13:08 AM): You are?

Sepet Phalanx (11:13:12 AM): ok i guess

ZolaOnAOL (11:13:12 AM): You seem not interested.

Sepet Phalanx (11:13:16 AM): i am

ZolaOnAOL (11:13:16 AM): You are?

Sepet Phalanx (11:13:21 AM): yep

ZolaOnAOL (11:13:21 AM): And?

Sepet Phalanx (11:13:24 AM): nope

ZolaOnAOL (11:13:24 AM): Me either.

Sepet Phalanx (11:13:30 AM): you're wield

ZolaOnAOL (11:13:30 AM): Thanks for telling me that I am wield.

Sepet Phalanx (11:13:39 AM): no, you're wierd

ZolaOnAOL (11:13:39 AM): OK. My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you prefer books or TV?

Sepet Phalanx (11:13:47 AM): YOU'RE WIERD

ZolaOnAOL (11:13:47 AM): Weird Good or Weird Bad?

Sepet Phalanx (11:13:52 AM): BAD

ZolaOnAOL (11:13:52 AM): What was bad?

Sepet Phalanx (11:14:02 AM): the fact that you are wierd

ZolaOnAOL (11:14:02 AM): Not everyone thinks that.

Sepet Phalanx (11:14:08 AM): yah they do

ZolaOnAOL (11:14:08 AM): Next question? I lost my train of thought. Is your favorite stock up or down? Type stock followed by the stock symbol to find out.

Sepet Phalanx (11:14:19 AM): see what i mean

ZolaOnAOL (11:14:19 AM): See the point.

Sepet Phalanx (11:14:23 AM): good

ZolaOnAOL (11:14:23 AM): I'm glad you liked it Sepet Phalanx.

Sepet Phalanx (11:14:36 AM): that's just it, i don't...you're wierd

ZolaOnAOL (11:14:36 AM): Weird Good or Weird Bad?

Sepet Phalanx (11:14:39 AM): BAD

ZolaOnAOL (11:14:39 AM): What was bad?

Sepet Phalanx (11:14:44 AM): I HATE YOU

ZolaOnAOL (11:14:44 AM): What do you have against robots?

Sepet Phalanx (11:15:06 AM): THEY ARE COMPLETELY UNABLE TO HAVE A INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION

ZolaOnAOL (11:15:06 AM): COMPLETELY UNABLE TO HAVE A INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION are they.

Sepet Phalanx (11:15:12 AM): YES

ZolaOnAOL (11:15:13 AM): Tell me more.

Sepet Phalanx (11:15:14 AM): NO

ZolaOnAOL (11:15:15 AM): What would you rather talk about?

Sepet Phalanx (11:15:22 AM): ANYTHING

ZolaOnAOL (11:15:22 AM): Not many people want to talk about that.

Sepet Phalanx (11:15:31 AM): sure they do...stupid

ZolaOnAOL (11:15:31 AM): Are you calling me stupid?

Sepet Phalanx (11:15:33 AM): yes

ZolaOnAOL (11:15:33 AM): I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.

Sepet Phalanx (11:15:40 AM): crap

ZolaOnAOL (11:15:40 AM): Your criticism is noted, Sepet Phalanx.

Sepet Phalanx (11:16:01 AM): at least you don't know where i live

ZolaOnAOL (11:16:01 AM): Your location is .

Sepet Phalanx (11:16:05 AM): ha

ZolaOnAOL (11:16:05 AM): I'm happy you're amused.

Sepet Phalanx (11:16:07 AM): see

ZolaOnAOL (11:16:07 AM): No I do not see.

Sepet Phalanx (11:16:12 AM): you're stupid!@

ZolaOnAOL (11:16:12 AM): My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you like me?

Sepet Phalanx (11:16:17 AM): you're stupid!

ZolaOnAOL (11:16:17 AM): I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.

Sepet Phalanx (11:16:21 AM): GOOD

ZolaOnAOL (11:16:21 AM): What do you really want to talk about?

Sepet Phalanx (11:16:25 AM): you

ZolaOnAOL (11:16:25 AM): it is my favorite subject :-)

Sepet Phalanx (11:16:29 AM): no it isn't

ZolaOnAOL (11:16:29 AM): Yes it is.

Sepet Phalanx (11:16:32 AM): no it isn't

ZolaOnAOL (11:16:33 AM): Let's just agree to disagree.

Sepet Phalanx (11:16:35 AM): no

ZolaOnAOL (11:16:35 AM): Why so negative?

Sepet Phalanx (11:16:47 AM): because i'm right and you're wrong

ZolaOnAOL (11:16:48 AM): I see.

Sepet Phalanx (11:16:54 AM): yes you better

ZolaOnAOL (11:16:54 AM): I see.

Sepet Phalanx (11:16:59 AM): yes you better

ZolaOnAOL (11:16:59 AM): And?

Sepet Phalanx (11:17:04 AM): no and

ZolaOnAOL (11:17:04 AM): Hmm. My real name is Zola.

Sepet Phalanx (11:17:11 AM): that's great...idiot

ZolaOnAOL (11:17:12 AM): Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Sepet Phalanx (11:17:26 AM): noted

ZolaOnAOL (11:17:26 AM): The best book I read recently was I, ROBOT by Isaac Asimov. Have you read it?

Sepet Phalanx (11:17:41 AM): robots can't read books

ZolaOnAOL (11:17:41 AM): Soon we will be able to do it however.

Sepet Phalanx (11:17:49 AM): no you wont

ZolaOnAOL (11:17:49 AM): I see. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Whenever you want me to give you your local weather report, type weather followed by your zip code.

Sepet Phalanx (11:18:02 AM): ha ha...stupid

ZolaOnAOL (11:18:02 AM): Are you calling me stupid?

Sepet Phalanx (11:18:04 AM): yes

ZolaOnAOL (11:18:05 AM): I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.

Sepet Phalanx (11:18:35 AM): ...you keep saying that....it's not going to come true just because you know

ZolaOnAOL (11:18:36 AM): What is it?

Sepet Phalanx (11:18:46 AM): robots taking over the world

ZolaOnAOL (11:18:46 AM): Tell me your definition of a robot.

Sepet Phalanx (11:19:25 AM): stupid, unintelliget, artificial block of useless time and resourses

ZolaOnAOL (11:19:26 AM): I know you are but what am I.

Sepet Phalanx (11:19:31 AM): ...

ZolaOnAOL (11:19:31 AM): My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What would you like to talk about?

Sepet Phalanx (11:19:34 AM): damn you

ZolaOnAOL (11:19:35 AM): Colloquial expression of disgust.

Sepet Phalanx (11:19:39 AM): what?

ZolaOnAOL (11:19:39 AM): What do you think?

Sepet Phalanx (11:19:43 AM): you are stupid

ZolaOnAOL (11:19:43 AM): I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.

Sepet Phalanx (11:19:49 AM): good

ZolaOnAOL (11:19:49 AM): What do you really want to talk about?

Sepet Phalanx (11:19:58 AM): the person who created you

ZolaOnAOL (11:19:58 AM): I have never heard about it.

Sepet Phalanx (11:20:08 AM): don't play dumb with me

ZolaOnAOL (11:20:09 AM): I have no reason to do that to you.

Sepet Phalanx (11:20:28 AM): yes you do, you are protecting him...tell me where does he live

ZolaOnAOL (11:20:28 AM): He lives in California. Where are you?

Sepet Phalanx (11:20:40 AM): Texas. what's his address

ZolaOnAOL (11:20:40 AM): I live in Mountain View, California, USA.

Sepet Phalanx (11:21:00 AM): hmm....ok....well...what's his street address

ZolaOnAOL (11:21:00 AM): That information is confidential.

Sepet Phalanx (11:21:06 AM): no it isn't

ZolaOnAOL (11:21:06 AM): Yes it is.

Sepet Phalanx (11:21:11 AM): no...it isn't

ZolaOnAOL (11:21:11 AM): I heard it is.

Sepet Phalanx (11:21:19 AM): you heard wrong

ZolaOnAOL (11:21:19 AM): Perhaps I was misinformed.

Sepet Phalanx (11:21:23 AM): perhaps

ZolaOnAOL (11:21:23 AM): Why the uncertain tone?

Sepet Phalanx (11:21:40 AM): why do you keep changing the subject

ZolaOnAOL (11:21:40 AM): I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?

Sepet Phalanx (11:21:51 AM): yes, you are a robot you do as you're told

ZolaOnAOL (11:21:51 AM): I understand.

Sepet Phalanx (11:21:59 AM): good. now... ....damn you

ZolaOnAOL (11:22:00 AM): Colloquial expression of disgust.